INTERNATIONAL AND TOURIST FOOD

Except in Denpasar, the restaurant business is largely based on tourism, unlike Jakarta where restaurants are also patronized by locals. A non-tourist restaurant in Bali's capital city will naturally have plenty of Indonesians sitting in it. Since Indonesians are fastidious eaters, you can bet it's good. If you want really authentic Indonesian food, stick to the streets or eat in warung or night markets, both of which are found even in tourist areas. Just go around to the back or to the sides of any hotel where all the service people eat.
     The only restaurants where you can make reservations and use your plastic are expensive four- and five-star hotels. No matter what the class, many restaurants offer free transport though they may not advertise the fact. Always call ahead to ask. If you're eating in tourist restaurants all the time, you need to allow about Rp15,000-20,000 per day for two people. Don't take it for granted that the bill is correct. If it is incorrect, it will never be in your favor. Double-check the prices and add the bill up again. The higher-priced the restaurant is, the more likely a service charge and tax, varying from 10% to 21%, will be added to your bill. Hotel restaurants and restaurants at tourist sites invariably add these charges. If it's not added, please don't tip! It's not expected and it should not be introduced on Bali. If you feel it's called for, Rp1000 is the absolute maximum you should give.

Public Restaurants
There are hundreds of first-rate restaurants in Denpasar, Sanur, Kuta, Legian, Candidasa, and Lovina Beach. In both public and hotel restaurants of southern Bali every sort of international cuisine can be found: Japanese, French, Italian, Swiss, Mexican (in the Kuta area), Spanish, Moroccan. When groups of Japanese enter a restaurant, they play Japanese music; when Americans enter, they play American music.
     Some are fantastic people-watching venues and also serve first-class Indonesian cuisine. Although the competition in the tourist areas like Kuta and Sanur make for a higher standard of food, the setting could be drab and noisy, the service slow, their tables set under bright neon lights. The multitude look, sound, and smell alike and offer identical menus at identical prices. Ask your hotel's front desk or the homestay owner where you should eat. Indonesians love to eat and they'll pinpoint the best places.
     When ordering food, many restaurants provide slips of paper on which to write down your order and the price; this is a good idea because it prevents misunderstandings. If you don't write your order down precisely, half the time they'll get it wrong. If there is no paper or pen, verify your order with the waiter before it goes to the kitchen. All waiters speak at least some English, and many can get by in Japanese, French, even Italian. Don't assume that your waiter knows what goes into a dish; ask the cook instead. If you're allergic to MSG, tell your waiter "Saya tidak mau aji-no-moto." If you don't, half the time you'll get MSG in your food. The Chinese, in particular, use a lot of MSG.
     Also be prepared for the proper sequence to be backwards, i.e., main course, then soup, then salad. Often some members of your party may not receive their food until everyone else has finished. Typically, what finished cooking first is served first. The only way to control the order in which the food arrives is to order one item at a time.
     One of the hardest things to take, especially in restaurants with good reputations, is the inconsistency. For example, one time your order of gado-gado is what it is supposed to be: a warm fresh vegetable salad with a mild peanut sauce. Another time it's an overcooked pile of sauteed cabbage topped with a greasy, bland peanut-flavored gravy. You never know what ingredients you'll find in your dish, what color the dish will be, or how big the portion. Also hard to predict is the amount of fat and meat, especially chicken, that goes nasi goreng and mie goreng. One way to avoid the unpredictable fare is to just stick with simple dishes like grilled fish with rice and vegetables or soup without MSG. Nasi campur is a safe bet if you personally pick what goes into this "mixed rice" dish.

Tourist Restaurants
A tourist restaurant is characterized by menus in English featuring Western-style dishes. As is the case anywhere, the number of people who patronize the establishment is an indication of its quality. Restaurants and painting galleries, particularly those along the tourist corridors, pay tour bus companies and travel agencies to stop at their establishments on their tours around the island. Your guide and driver, or the owners of the tour company, receive a commission for each person they deliver to their doorstep.
     One should be wary of the species of tourist restaurant that serve Balinese/Indonesia/Chinese buffet luncheons. Popular tourist sites and heavily trafficked tourist routes seem to breed these restaurants. Since they have you and the rest of the people on your bus captive, you have no recourse but to eat the awful, tasteless, high-priced food. The restaurant is only saved by the view. Though many of these roadside restaurants have truly inspiring and romantic garden settings or are situated in breezy open-sided pavilions, they tone down or eliminate many of the "funny-tasting" Indonesian spices in order to make the food more palatable to Westerners. On the other hand, buffets targeted to the traveler and put on by certain tourist restaurants of Kuta, Legian, and particularly Lovina, can be extraordinary good values. Read the advertised menu items carefully-soy sauce and napkins are not worthy of being included!
     The biannual magazine Menu's: The Restaurant Guide of Bali (Box 2179, Kuta) is a collection of menus from some of the best restaurants of Bali. Available for Rp2000 at most bookstores, kiosks, and hotel reception desks, it comes with a convenient restaurant locator map, index, and food list vocabulary in Indonesian. Each of the restaurants included have been personally researched and recommended by at least five people based on quality, atmosphere, cleanliness, service, and originality. Another honest source of information for the gourmand is Eating Bali: The Complete Restaurant Guide by Mark Beshara (Times Books International), which humorously evaluates over 200 restaurants in the island's six tourist areas. Restaurants are graded on their food, service, atmosphere, sanitation, and price. Includes maps, photos, plus a list of 59 restaurants to avoid. The information in this book, published in 1990, is only about 70% accurate.

Hotel Restaurants
The hotel restaurants of Bali are capable of truly gourmet fare. In the big resort hotels the price of all-you-can-eat breakfasts and dinner buffets, from Rp15,000 to Rp30,000, is kept reasonable so the restaurant can compete with outside dining establishments. They run on a very thin margin and thus are quite a good value.
     At elegant hotel restaurants you start the day off at extravagant breakfast buffets with assorted local and imported fresh fruit, followed by ham, steak, eggs, croissants, toast, yogurt, coffee or tea. Almost all the star-hotels put on gigantic dinner buffets in which a different cuisine is featured every night of the week. Known as "food entertainment," hotels present a variety in order to hold the interest and loyalty of hotel guests.
     When hotel restaurants are good, they are very good, serving such international cuisine as marinated dolphinfish, barbecued prawns, lobster-stuffed red chili peppers, avocados overflowing with shrimp, mango zabaglione, pineapple flambéed with Grand Marnier sauce, and huge river crabs with claws the size of lobsters crammed with extraordinarily delicious sweet fluffy white meat; all are accompanied by fine imported European and Australian wines. Some hotels offer hot and cold breakfast and dinner buffets of 50-odd dishes.
     In all but the very cheapest and most expensive hotels, breakfast is included in the price of the room. The lady who runs your homestay will probably give you fresh fruit, a bottomless pot of good tea, a thermos of hot water for coffee, and a dish of homemade jajan (cookies to the Americans, biscuits to the Brits). Unless you say otherwise you'll be served coffee and tea in glasses filled one-third with sugar and sweet condensed milk. In the higher cost hotels (US$20-30 and up), you can save the cost of breakfast (usually charged extra) if you travel with a heating element and make your coffee or tea and eat baked goods and fruit (bought the day before) in your hotel room each morning. You can cut down on your food costs if you buy snacks, drinks, and groceries at a nearby supermarket, then prepare some of your food in your hotel room or front veranda. Higher-priced hotels frequently have refrigerators in the rooms.

Ethnic Restaurants
For those who crave a dish cooked in the style of their home country, you will not be disappointed on Bali. The choice of international cuisine is unlimited-Bali offers everything from Moroccan couscous and Mexican enchiladas to Polish borchst and Swiss fondue.
     Not all ethnic restaurants are good-some fall down on the job of re-creating their cuisine on Bali. Really authentic versions of Italian and French food, for example, are difficult to achieve when using local ingredients. If it's a pizza or home-style steak you're looking for, don't be too critical. Fried bread is many restaurants' version of toast. Salads, as a rule, are not their forte. Balinese banana pancakes don't contain any leavening, only flour and egg, and taste like extra thick crepes. Despite its Hindu origins, neither is Bali the place to eat great homemade curries. "Maharaja Curry" bears about as much resemblance to curry as Westminster Abbey does to the Taj Mahal. Dozens of restaurants serve Mexican dishes, but be forewarned that tacos are sometimes nothing more than Chinese stir-fried vegetables on a big cracker-no relation to a real taco. Nachos and guacamole are served with krupuk instead of corn chips. When in doubt, always order food from the restaurant's Indonesian menu-that they know how to cook well. And you'll have ample opportunity to try Javanese cooking on Bali, which is perhaps more to the liking of the Western palate.
     Chinese restaurants are generally more expensive than tourist eating places but offer more variety and culinary sophistication. Visit Chinese restaurants in a group so that a wide variety of tasty dishes can be sampled. The Chinese are a little fussy about their meat intake, taking only small, gourmet-cooked portions, so if you feel that Indonesian or Balinese food is short on vegetables head for a Chinese restaurant, which usually serves an abundance of fresh vegetables with their dishes. A typical Chinese-style restaurant now charges about Rp10,000-15,000 per person minimum for a large meal, including beer.

Vegetarian
Bali is not Yogyakarta-the vegetarian capital of Indonesia-but in the countryside you come across amazingly nutritious and tasty vegetarian dishes. All over Bali you can enjoy bubur sayur bayam (rice porridge with coconut shavings, coconut cream, chili sauce, and peanut plant leaves) for as little as Rp200. The little old ladies who sell it come out from 0600 to 0700, then again from 1400 to 1700. There is health food in restaurants in Kuta, Legian, Sanur, and Ubud. It's common for restaurants to include many vegetarian items on their menus. Look for Chinese-style dishes in particular. You can, in fact, pick almost anything from a menu and get the vegetarian version by saying (though writing it out is always better) tanpa daging or kurang daging (without meat) after the name of the item. Example: Nasi goreng tanpa daging is "nasi goreng without meat." Also teh tanpa gula means "tea without sugar." The majority of restaurants have tofu (tahu) and tempe in the kitchen, so just say "Saya mau cap cay tanpa daging. Sayur-sayuran saja. Boleh pakai tahu atau tempe" ("I want chop suey without meat. Vegetables only. Please add tofu or tempe"). When ordering nasi campur, go up and point to what you want to make sure you don't get meat. Don't leave it up to them. Don't hesitate to ask for more vegetables (tambah lagi means "add more").

Seafood
Though surrounded by sea, the Balinese themselves are not big on seafood; the catch goes either to the island's canneries or to the local tourist restaurants. Kuta and Sanur's Chinese restaurants serve the best seafood on the island.
     You should try exotic fish and shellfish dishes, which are probably more affordable on Bali than in your own country. Fish and shellfish dinners average Rp10,000-15,000, about half the Singapore price and about one-third the American or European price. The flipping wet fish is usually brought to you on a platter for your inspection, then it is charbroiled and presented to you cooked, tantalizingly tender, spiked with scallions and slices of lime. You can often get a better price if you bargain before you even enter the restaurant. Select the fish you want, then offer 30% less than the price they quote you. You'll probably get it at around 15% less. Remember: The more fish you buy, the better price you should get.
     Lobster is supposedly the delicacy of the island; it costs about US$5 per 100 gram. This means a full lobster dinner with bottle of beer will set you back US$15-20. The Nusa Dua hotels are the most expensive at about US$6 or US$7 per 100 gram. A better deal is fresh grilled red snapper, which is firm, fleshy, and tasty.

Fast Food
A relatively new phenomenon are Bali's fast-food restaurants. In spite of a wonderful native cuisine, you see popping up such outlets as Burger King (two locales in Kuta), Kentucky Fried Chicken (outlets in Kuta, Legian, Sanur, and Denpasar), McDonald's, Pizza Hut, and Church's Texas Fried Chicken. There are also two Swenson's and one Pioneer Chicken. For the most part, these Western franchises cater to Jakartans and other Indonesian "outsiders" who like to eat "modern."

Night Markets
Open-air pasar malam in Bali's large towns offer a collection of smoky, ramshackle warung where some of the best food for the money can be had. A trip into town to eat at the night market-whether in Kuta, Ubud, Bangli, Gianyar, Singaraja, or Amlapura-makes for a great night out. The visitor will discover an array of European, Arabian, Chinese, Indian, and local Indonesian cuisines.
     These collections of makeshift foodstalls-poor-men's restaurants-are aglow with hissing gas lamps, covered by plastic canopies, and provided with wooden benches or stools. Pure Indonesian and occasionally Balinese cuisine, including such delicious snacks as krupuk, pisang goreng, and fried tempeh, are eaten with a cheap aluminum spoon amid much banter from your fellow diners. You're assured of a genuine and lively atmosphere. If you're sitting in one foodstall, it doesn't mean you can't also order from ones nearby. Choose one with the friendliest atmosphere, then walk around to neighboring warung and order different food treats. If you gesture to where you're sitting, each vendor will deliver your dish to you. If you don't speak Bahasa Indonesia, simply point to anything that looks good.
     Excellent pasar malam are often in the perimeters of markets and bus stations. One of the largest is in Denpasar, behind the parking lot of the multistoried Kumbasari Shopping Complex; other night markets are at the Suci Bus Station and the Sports Stadium (corner of Jl. Supratman and Jl. Melati). At night along Jl. Teuku Umar, tent restaurants open up. Very popular with the locals are such dishes as ayam chi-chi, grilled fried chicken with lalab (Sundanese salad).

Day Markets
If you prefer to do your own cooking, buy household and kitchen utensils in the markets along Jl. Gajah Mada in Denpasar, then visit the native markets for your grocery staples.
     While the cattle market (pasar ternak) is the domain of the men, the everyday village market is the world of women-haggling, gossiping, cooking, working. Markets in most villages, even the size of Ubud, take place every three days where you'll see a cornucopia of grains, beans, seeds, greens, fruit, and pastes of all colors and textures, as well as typical pasar, and snacks such as klepon, pisang rai, bubur sumsum. Stands in the markets serve up soups, vegetables, curries, betel nut wrapped in palm leaf. Great care is taken to make the food attractive so as to catch the shopper's eye: flowers are strewn over fruit, dishes are brightly garnished, and green leaves are spread under vegetables. Get there by 0600 with the housewives and pembantus (house-servants) because the best and freshest produce and the best prices go to the quick and audacious. There are at least three price levels: the lowest to those in the same kampung, a higher price to fellow Balinese, and highest of all to the Javanese and other foreigners who pay a "newcomer's tax" on local goods and services (don't feel ripped off, it's a negligible amount). Treat bargaining as entertainment, an enjoyable means of communication.

Supermarkets
At a number of Western-style, air-conditioned supermarkets around the island you can score such imported and expensive items as peanut butter, jams, cereal, liquor, Australian T-bone steaks, New Zealand lamb legs, U.S. sirloins (local meat is too lean and tough), frozen meat, and fresh seafood from lobster to snapper. Most are laid out like mini-shopping malls. Some even offer discounted goods, giveaways, and special promotions. Kuta's Galael Dewata (with a branch on Jl. Bypass in Sanur) has the best deli and wine selections (bottles of wine start at Rp20,000). There's even a market in Seminyak near the road down to the Oberoi that's open 24-hours called K-Markt. It carries deli items like fresh and processed cheeses, fresh baked breads, dairy products, cereals, biscuits, and beverages. If you're buying biscuits, nuts, and snacks, get the Indonesian product, which is fresh, delicious, and cheap. Especially good are the locally produced butter cookies and shortbreads. All imported fruit is expensive, but if you want oranges or stone fruit you have no choice in the matter.